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The experience of watching NatsuYuu is either I cry during the episode, or I cry after the episode just thinking about it.
Oh- or both oc, its both a lot of the time🫠💖👍...
#natsume yuujinchou#natsume's book of friends#natsume season 7#natsume takashi#natsume reiko#natsuyuuS7EP11#for the ones saying this ep would make ppl cry im sorry i doubted you#i dont know why i doubted when its freaking natsuyuu why wouldn't i cry when i have a 90% cry rate for every episode??#i didnt know i loved reiko so so much she is such a queen she is so darling i will protect her with my life#i was so not expecting yuujinchou origin lore what just thinking about it makes me tear up#if i was this upset and moved i cant even imagine what emotions natsume was going through#someone telling him about his grandma without him having to beg or hear them slander her must've been so important to him#thank you reiko for paving the way for your beautiful grandson all your hardships amounted to more than you could've ever imagined
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Is that character gay? *points at Mine*
Allegedly.
#snap chats#depends on what day you check the wiki. schrodinger's homosexual#i couldnt FATHOM showing mine to my mom i know she'd be so annoying 😭😭😭#actually i cant even imagine what'd happen. 'is he gay' 'yeah' 'oh-' LIKE WHAT. WHAT NOW MOTHER WHAT HAVE YOU SAY TO THAT#like i think my mom asks that so much as a cope for my existence when i dont even like men mom As Per Usual mother you got it wrong#she's so weird because her. 'best work friend(? boss?)' is gay so she doesnt care about gay people she just doesnt like. me LMAO#but my moms selective hating aside i do wish i could show her characters i like#not because i want to bond with her but because it always seems funny when everyone else does it with their parents#but id just be too embarrassed ... or i can just imagine her saying like. every other chara is scary lookin. or ugly. liek my grandma did 💀#my sisters keep telling me to show her daigo since they think he looks like our dad and im always tempted to#god wait that just reminds me how when i did a daigo cosplay last year my dad saw me and he was like 'you're like a mini me :)'#like .... cmon dawg youre not helping LCKAEJLKCJAE love him. hope to see him again soon <- literally just saw him#wait while im rambling my dad came over and our 'uncle' (no actual relation just dad's friend) gave us. 12 fucking bottles of wine#when no one in this house drinks enough to warrant TWELVE BOTTLES ?? so funny. at least my sis and her husband drink#and i have one (1) friend who drinks LOL so thats cute. do i have any other unnecessary lore bits to drop before i disappear for a week#our ac broke and its been hot as balls. yeah thats it thats the end of it see you guys next week
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i came out to my parents last night 😄
#and it went FINE#AH#like its all good and chill#i knew my mum suspected and i was counting on that and that she might have talked to my dad about it before which i dont if she actually did#but i think so#and like ive been dropping things like going to pride with all my queer friends etc#and my mum was like 'yeah i suspected' last night#and this morning she checked in on me again to see if im all good#and she was like 'you do know that ive known for years right'#and i was like 'yeah 🥹🥹'#and last night i was also like that i dont wanna like shout it out to my grandparents and extended family (yet)#and my D A D said yeah that's yoir decision! you decide when to tell people!#and my mum this morning then also was like i have one piece of advice#dont tell your (one) grandma#you can just wait her out#bc my aunt had 'a lesbian phase' aka lived with a woman for a few years#which i ALSO JUST FOUND OUT VERY RECENTLY THAT WASNT JUST TWO FRIENDS LIVING TOGETHER PLATONICALLY#and apparently my grandma had a few choice words to say about that#which yeah i probably like will not tell her bc why should i???#and i Knew that#anyway#MERRY CHRISTMAS I DIDNT RUIN CHRISTMAS ITS ALL GOOD IM HAPPY IM RELIEVED I CRIED BC THATS WHAT I DO#personal#shdhsjskdhfhdhshsjdhdjak#needed to share :')
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ohhhh my god. okay. so. my aunt does like, she buys random junk in bulk from retail wholesalers and then resells it on like, facebook marketplace and ebay and stuff. whatever. so my mom works for her. makes a flat $50 a day, regardless of the fact that shes disabled and doing hard labor for at least 8 hours a day, often 10+. and min wage here is $10 an hour but mom argued that $50 a day is still more than what she would make working the same hours at an actual job because of taxes...like girl that would be 50% taxes. you do not pay that fucking much. so thats already Bad.
but today mom shows me a video of a knife theyre gonna sell, and i watch 2 seconds and i realize its an automatic knife, and i tell her hey. thats illegal to possess in this state. let alone sell! and mom is like ohhh [aunt] knows what shes doing itll be fine.... we sell knives on there all the time she just doesnt put pictures and calls them something else on the listing to get around fb/ebays policies :)
LIKE. HELLO. THATS NOT BETTER. YOURE COMMITTING MULTIPLE CRIMES. *AS YOUR JOB.* and she was just like "its not a big deal she knows what shes doing." folks, this is the same aunt that, very illegally, paid me to sort through her clients confidential tax documents and bank records and stuff. because she works for a bank. and took the records home to sort them. i dont think she DOES know what shes doing, actually!
#why do both of my parents need to be so impressively incompetent. i like. cannot find the words for how . i feel about this#like. idc about crimes. go forth. be free. but maybe. just maybe. you should not make your job#“hi today i will post about how i am selling illegally possessed objects on a widely used public forum”#dont do crimes STUPID. yanno.#in other parent news. its now like. month 6 or so of dad refusing to get his insurance reinstated.#hes been on the same step (taking his paystubs to the dhhr office) for like 3 months?#anyway apparently he found out today/last night that when he was a kid he was diagnosed with gastroparesis !#which is like ! cool! you have a diagnosis AND ive been living with that for 16 years and can help you 🥰#but we were sitting there with mom (this was right before the knife thing) and she was like “well you gotta get your insurance now so you#can get on the right meds“ and dad was like yeah ill go....#and mom was saying well go in the morning when they open etc etc and he was like i will#and i pointed out that just two weeks ago i told him that too. and he didnt want to. bc hed lose money due to not being able to work#and mom was like well he doesnt work at 8am. and i was like yeah i know but i told him to go at 8am two weeks ago and that was his response#and then he proceeded to claim that this whole time he didnt know they opened at 8am.#folks. he doesnt start working until like...usually 10 or so. WHAT GOVERNMENT OFFICE DOESNT OPEN UNTIL 10.#PLUS. WE LIVE IN A RURAL HOUR. *BUSY* TAKES LIKE AN HOUR. MOST OF THE TIME YOURE IN AND OUT WITHIN 20 MINITES.#ive been fucking considering PAYING HIM to go get it.#and then he claims he didnt know it opened at 8am. when i have told him that. MULTIPLE TIMES.#WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE LIKE THISSSS THEYRE THE MOST IMMATURE ADULTS IVE EVER MET AND THATS IMPRESSIVE!!!#IVE KNOWN PEOPLE WHO PAY THEIR RENT IN COKE OR WHO ARE ESSENTIALLY PROFESSIONAL PARTIERS. AND *THEYRE* MORE RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE THAN MY#PARENTS. SO WHAT GIVES.#also theyre 50 like cmon yall. youre not even 20 or 30. i think you should know how to not like. get your job shut down or die of lack#of medication.#did i tell yall one of the times a few months ago i was nagging dad abt getting his insurance#his response was literally. no exxageration.#he was like oughhh i dont wanna see doctors because then theyll find out somethings wrong with me#and ill have to go on a bunch of medication.#and then he actually for real. said.#“being on too many medications killed my grandma”#even mom was like cmon man. thats not even true. they misdiagnosed her and put her on WRONG meds. she wasnt even on that many.
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#evelyn stuff#I'll whisper this and then im done.#grandma called to tell me that one of the women in my village's neigborhood is getting married#and she told her mother 'youre only allowed to tell (my grandma) nobody else'#because she always said that she wanted my grandma at her wedding#and my grandma's favourite niece is also getting married soon#and she's so happy for them and speaks fondly of all of the traditional things they're doing#and it's killing me! it really is!#cause i know she's looking at me#i know the questions are pointed even if she is still not asking me directly#ah. grandma. if you could just be happy for me one day#she wants you to make fries at her wedding's before party and i dont dare dream the same. your only granddaughter.#k im done making it about me i will move on now
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Having lost my cat, my uncle, my great grandmother, my grandma's best friend (& one of the people who helped raise me), AND my dad all within the span of 9 months,
I have little sympathy for people who use deaths as an excuse to be an asshole. I get it, it sucks. Get the fuck over it. Your grief is not an excuse to treat others like shit. What the fuck.
#speculation nation#this isnt anything personal. im just reacting to a post that kind of pissed me off.#to be fair i was never close with my great grandmother so im not particularly broken up about that one#but it's still yet another death in the family within such a short period of time.#my cat is on this list bc he was the first one and it majorly fucked me up. so yeah it deserves to be here.#the others. well. my grandma's best friend makes me sad but at least she was getting up in years#my uncle and dad though. especially my dad. yea those have fucked me up the most.#im never gonna be the same after experiencing all of this in such short succession.#it sucks in a major way. and things are still continuously tumultuous.#but you dont see me lording it over people and using it as an excuse to be an asshole.#maybe i make people uncomfortable with how casually i mention it. but like whatever. it's simply my truth.#that's still just like. me just talking about what ive been up to. that kind of thing.#idk acting like someone needs to be treated with the most tender of touches after experiencing a major death#to the point where you cant even tell them when theyre being a manipulative little asshole?#i dont fucking think so!#yeah okay all grief hits different but ive pulled myself up by the bootstraps and kept my head on straight#even after i experienced death after death after death after death after Fucking Death#whats your excuse? youre Sad? we all fucking are. thats just life.#it's horrible and awful and it sucks that we have to live with this but you CANT let that affect how you treat other people!!!!!#and here i am making my own post venting about it instead of replying to the aita post that sparked this#bc the person the post was about just made me so angry to hear about.#but i am... a reasonable adult who separates themselves from situations before reacting in anger...#and so im making a tumblr post to get the emotions out instead of getting emotional at random strangers lol#anyways i actually had a pretty good day today. but in the way of grief. the smallest things can trigger moods sometimes.#but i am letting the emotions flow... here they are... i have expressed them... and i shall now release them... amen...#negative/#i guess lol. i sure did rant enough for it.
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alison im not your dimitri you arent my anastasia. you wanna be a bisexual woman? go find your own dimitri to try for kids with i dont care. im the queen of france. fuck you and fuck ukraine and fuck russia. youre not my dimitri anymore but you were my last friend when i lost everyone and everything and you abandoned me to homelessness and stole my cat
#liesel#scarlet-riot#i dont wanna be friends i just wanna know what the cat died. TELL ME#i just watched the last movie we watched together again and it hurt a little awoo#no you talk to your racist grandma mine insists you never wore my moms pjs#and i havent talked to the other one in a decade alison. not since i went nonverbal for a whole day after you broke up with me like i begged
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Oyun knower of transgender because he is king of memory and old of man but bad keeper of secrets but good and pure of intentions
Oh this is why I couldn't figure out what you mean 😭😭 babe if you come to my blog with a headcanon I don't ascribe to I'm going to have no idea what the fuck you mean... it's like telling me about Artemy’s ex wife. I adore it for you I do and I love it in general but like. Babe at least mention this is what you mean because otherwise I'm gonna high_cat.jpg!
#also it came to me only now but i was vastly confused because i dont hc burakhs mom as a member of the Kin and i think its like explicitly#said in text as well so i was like. why would the non-kin grandma/mother have menkhu clothes.... if she wasnt one...#darling babe You Have to tell me whose hcs youre working from because i aint a mind-reader!#like I Be Writing Things that make it obvious but also like. ive answered so many asks about this at this point please oh pleeaase#tell it to me straight chief... because i cant read your thoughts! and i hate feeling stupit just bc. different hcs on me own blog.#i love it i do and i lahve trans hcs for him and for others#we ball we so ball i love seeing it. but babygirl Please mention it somewhere then so i know we talking about your hcs and not mine...#ring ring (answers)#anonymous
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You were being such a bitch to the slash fiction person, glad to see they’re an upstanding person about it and you acting as a thin skinned loser.
They weren’t even coming off as condescending. Christ.. and to call them grandma, blindly insulting them shows your mental state.
Enjoy your new house I suppose, you don’t deserve it at all for the way you treat people who weren’t being hostile to begin with, please grow up.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 anon who hurt you
#jade answers#anonymous#i deserve everything good in my life and more#snd rest assured im enjoying it thoroughly :)#have fun sending me asks though!! i appreciate it xo#also that anon was totally condescending dont lie lol#upstanding citizen patronizingly explaining slashfiction to me lol#hilarious to me that this is what got you riled up#is grandma an insult??? like if thats what got your feelings hurt idek what to tell you i couldve been way meaner lol#also this happened days ago why are you talking to me about it now#me and slashfiction anon dropped it already. the only one being thinned skinned loser is you?#literally upset about something that didnt even happen to you and wasnt even that deep 😭
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fun fact: hes specifically 9/16 elf, 6/16 human, and 1/16 maia! also fun fact: due to the maiarin ancestry on elwings side of the family, earendil is the only (iirc) literal half-elf, as in 50/50 elf/human heritage, in the history of ever.
Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the North Star. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.
#silm#silmarillion#not art#elrond#also fun fact#aragorn is his greatx59 (+/- 2) grandnephew#i lost track at least 3 times while counting so dont take that as absolute fact but#yeah#peredhel#'my twin brother was the first king of atlantis but somehow i seem to be more famous than him' LOL#dont forget 'the gods literally made a perfect island for his great kingdom but more people know about my literal house'#rivendell isnt really a kingdom or barely even one of the great realms of the third age#its literally elronds house + household#imagine being arwen like. you went to visit your grandparents for the summer and learn your grandmas bread recipe#you come back and your brothers tell you your dad and fiance just held an international war meeting in your living room#and theres a hobbit in the dining room singing about your other grandpa#'glorified innkeeper' is very much accurate
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Ough I fucking hate holidays because it is my duty as a child to visit my parents and just take whatever the fuck happens to me.
#oh wow i cant wait to have to endure an unspecified amount of time of getting told to leave and never come back and being informed that#everyone felt so much better without me there; and immediately after that getting told 'Where do you think youre going?! Are you nuts?!'#when i try to leave. since when someone tells me that i shouldnt have come and that im a burden i do in fact assume that i should leave#ill be day drinking from the moment i wake up again. i hate that. it always happens when i am forced to visit my parents#for more than a day#it is impossible to take it while feeling present. feeling out of it and not there helps. it makes everything hurt less#it makes me want to throw up. it makes me want to do nothing but run for several days. not because of disgust and not because of anxiety#but simply because i know that the most important topic of all the conversation will be peoples looks.#simply because there is a correct way to look in the eyes of my mother and there is a way to be safe from her and others violence#and those two things both rely on reducing yourself into nothing. so looking at food makes me want to puke. looking at milk#makes me want to puke. and i hate it. i hate it because i just want to be happy and i dont want to make my health even worse#than it already is but what am i supposed to do when the alternative is getting hurt? what then; huh?#theyll tear my body to pieces no matter what; its just a matter of getting torn apart in a good way. of letting them be disgusting in a#way they think is flattering. theyll all tear everyones body to pieces of course#every imperfection and flaw microanalysed exaggerated and then judged until it has been concluded that X and Y are horrible rotten people#because they *checks notes* have overgrown nails and are 5 pounds heavier than you#when im there for a day i tend to skip eating for the next two days or so#im worried about my health considering i dont know for how long ill be there this time#shell tear me to pieces. she always does. my grandma will too. my father will at least have the grace to just yell some slurs if i fail#to perform to his satisfaction. man i dont even care about being called the r word anymore. he can call me that all he wants#it stings but its nothing im not aware of. i know that im stupid and i know that im too dependent and i know that im useless and cant do#anyhing and i know that i disappointed everyone because they all thought i could do better.#thats fine. i know that im weak and i know that im a pansy baby and i know that thats why ill be getting something to cry about.#thats all fine. im ok with that. its one and done and it was way worse when i was a kid.#my father is pretty ok. but getting torn to shreds by my mother and her mother sticks with me. it always does.#im worried shell hurt me again. ill do something incorrectly. ill ask her for clarification one too many times. ill breathe too loud.#ill fail to notice the way shes holding herself (angry). ill fail to notice the tone of her steps (enraged). ill fail to apologise#for something i hadnt known i did. and then shell hurt me. shell hurt me again#and ill just have to stand there and take it like the good child im not and could never be because nobody could ever be considered good by#my mother. ill have to stand there and take it because thats my duty as a child and ill have to say 'im sorry' even though ill be the one
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everything bad forever
#moved in with my mom because my grandma treats me like dogshit#found out a few days ago my mom doesnt even want me here and is just waiting for me to get tired and go back home#despite constantly saying she wants me to move in with her#woke up this morning getting yelled at because i spilled this fruit fly trap in the bathroom last night#(i cleaned it. btw. and left a note saying i bought a new one to replace it)#and also she got pissed because her baby sat on the floor and got dog hair on her from penny#and was like “oh ofc bc you dont clean and youre an idiot”#this entire time. shes on the phone with my grandma telling her all this and my grandma is like “welcome to my world”#as if im some horrible thing to have around for anyone#and my mom starts mocking me on the phone because i told her yesterday that 6am is a little early for me to wake up if i sleep at 2#and i just dont know what to do#tried to spend time w my mom and show her something i like the other day and she didnt care and tried to go on tiktok the whole time instead#i just. dude.#i cant stay here because my mom clearly hates me and doesnt want me here and i cant go home because itd be the same story with my grandma#(plus shes said its better without me there anyway. so. whatever i guess)#godddddd god god god#i dont like having to choose between two different tortures. i dont.
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#kms kmsomskmskms#everything comes back to l****#i want to kill him so bad#and even my grandma and my grandpa i want to just sit them down and tell them Exactly how they fucked everything up#you made my mom suffer through SO MUCH. SO MUCH.#and you dont fucking CARE.#you get all butthurt that no one wants you in your life? yeah. yeah.#you go to hell and think about it there#i understand the cycle of abuse#but do you people bot want to repent?#not want to HELP your fucking KID?#WHO ARE YOU#dont get me started on l****. he's the reason my mom's sister ended up the way she did#and why her kids ended up in the SAME FUCKING SITUATION.#i think mom is depressed because it's EXHAUSTING trying to quell this fucking RAGE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME#i want him to die horribly and in agony#and i want to give *** a piece of my fucking mind#his kids. his fucking KIDS. next to that piece of shit??????#and finding out that my closest cousins weren't allowed to visit#because my fucking brother. lives in my state#and my aunt didnt want her kids close to a guy like that. fantastic#and i just. i got so lfucking lucky#and the worst part is i'm so fucking MAD about it#since it didn't hPpen i dont have to deal with That trauma#so now im just mad#but. i'm sure he's had thoughts#and i wish the wordt for him too#delete
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Okay, so a cool thing about me that I discovered today is that, when I was younger, I used to be ambidextreous (Is that correctly spelled? Who cares.) I also discovered that my grandma is ambidextreous (I don't know how I didn't know.)
Well, the thing is that, when they noticed this at school, they basically told my parents that they were going to force me to be right-handed. Why? No fucking idea. And it worked btw I have been right-handed since I can remember
So yeah, that's weird.
#istg it is so weird to get to know things about your younger self that you dont remember#it feels similar to when your parents tell you their craziest bits of lore from before you were born#one day my mom mentioned the fact that my grandma's house was haunted by my grandma's first husband#and they experienced poltergeist activity#and i was like. what.#similar to when my dad told me how he was in a car accident where A WHOLE FUCKING TRUCK CRUSHED HIS CAR#AND HE AND HIS FRIENDS SURVIVED WITHOUT ANY INJURY#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?#idk. weird life things i suppose.
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my grandma has invented the revolutionary concept of a mobile phone you leave at home
#we got her a special Old People one that has a built-in emergency button precisely in case something happens to her when she's out#and she just. never takes the damn thing with her anywhere#girl what's the point#i keep telling her and she's always like ''oh but nobody calls me anyway'' GIRL THATS NOT TH#it's for YOU to call people in fucking emergencies !!!!! it's so if you go outside and fall on your ass and need help you can call ME#what'll you do if you get hurt while out. just lay there and scream and hope someone arrives ?#TAKE THE FUCKING THING#it fucking kills me because she's literally the most worried person on earth#she's Always scared shitless that something will happen to her. or me. or anyone.#if she calls me and i don't answer because i didn't have my phone next to me and didn't hear it ring or i was busy showering or sthg#she's like WHY DONT YOU ANSWER WHAT IF I WAS DYING AND YOU DONT ANSWER#and then the fucking. Let People Know I Need Help device she has she's just like ehhhh whatever lol yolo#i'm gonna staple it to your hand so you Have to take it with you i swear#i'm obviously not wishing for my grandma to get hurt but. if one day she does get hurt outside and doesn't have it with her#i Will rub it in her face.
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genuinely like passively suicidal at this point bc i literally dont know why i bother. im not gonna kill myself but like someone deal with me im just dead weight
#im being dramatic but i really feel like theres absolutely 0 out there for me#i dont like the world we live in i… dont want to live in it. i dont think its worth it#every day i do whatever someone told me to do and then i go to bed and wake up and do it tomorrow and im just. not fine with that anymore#im not this depressed and upset during the day but its so bleak that ive considered faking it just for. yknow attention ig idk#but i dont have the time to do that either. i have to hang out with my boyfriend and go to my moms house and help out my grandma#all things that are so stressful to me. no offense babe if you ever read this but i get so stressed trying to do stuff with you bc you#always want me to decide. which like i understand but i never want to. i want to lay in bed idk what to tell you. theres no real solution t#that its fine its just whats true. i dont have any 2 person hobbies bc. idk. ive never actually had friends or something#anyway please god dont read this before your birthday weekend and feel uptight about it. and never do. its fine its fine i promise#this is embarrassing. youre the only one that sees these posts though i think i may as well address them to you outright. i feel like im a#terrible boyfriend bc i dont do anything. im so passive i feel like im just pathetic dead weight and im so scared to have been dating you#for a year bc thats an entire year of your life you couldve been finding someone that doesnt Just love you and want be with you but also is#like. good to be with. i know youd probably be thinking that its not true or something but theres nothing i have done that you havent done#tenfold youre just too good for me. idk#this is so embarrassing i should delete this#simons spouting#another. stupid vent post in the books. i wonder what tomorrow brings us#vent :(#suicide //
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